Mistaken Identity

Shorty said I'm a genie in disguise
She's been had a drought of good men, acting like I'm good with them
I can't do anything right with the bitches
Steady pleading to me, all she's doing is WELL wishing
Which is cool, but I could get her tap water
I have a feeling she just wants a man that doesn't act hard or
Already is a father, God damnit I'm both
But I'm not one to spring leaks like I wanna bust down her throat, god
Feeling winter's full effect but I still don't want
What everyone else has, that's an equation for broke hearts
Pulling out my trump cards
Like my accent wasn't enough to show her I don't fall in love with dope broads
Sure I smoke, Chong
But I don't do anything relatively close to what would require a nose job
By that time everything could go wrong
And the last thing I need is a pair of handcuffs on my way home
I've stayed grown, no recessions
My crew stays blown like they're living in Chicago
I've never looked up to my predecessors, looking back at how I'd roam
"Never caught fucking women my best friend had sights on"
At least that's what he'd say to me
We still chill out occasionally, his family still favors me
His sister wants a wedding ring
Good luck with that, I'm no good for you; I bet that stings
In truth, I just want to breeze through
Stop for my people every now and then because I see them as my equals
Get things set in stone for my sequel
And make sure I'm living alone, no woman comes without D'Evils
Shawn taught me that one
And in time I found out every woman wants your money or a back rub
That's money and time, I figured out I had to back up
Act like my Little Brother; to know what women try to give is lack lust
I kiss Mary Jane so passionate, huh ?
I never fathomed it, she could do it well
She's sent so many other niggas to the jails
At one point niggas saw her fucking my mind in the car and wanted me to be clapped in it
Chill, it was probably an accident
It's not like anyone else hasn't mistaken my identity with infamy
i.e. every woman that's been into me
And every nigga jealous that I laid their girlfriend down intentionally

Hah!